The Past and The Furious: A Retrospective: An Apology

The critics agree: we are very, very sorry.

John and Nick would like to apologize for a series of errors in yesterday’s Fast and Furious retrospective. There were several mistakes, including:

  • some critics were quoted improperly
  • some of the films in the series were ignored entirely
  • some of the links led to dead sites

While we typically like to own up to mistakes on the site, we can’t help but blame our intern, Pat O’Brien, who intentionally and deceitfully misled us. As our beloved readers know, there’s nothing we love more than movies and cars. It was never our intention to disrespect the creators, fans and vehicles of the marvelous Fast and Furious franchise.

We’ve taken significant action against the offending intern. Appropriately, we’ve stripped him of his company car and his snack room privileges. Hopefully this will deter him from misleading us, and in turn you, in the future.

As always: thank you for reading the site.

xoxo,
John Carroll & Nick Klinger
The Critics Agree

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The Past and The Furious: A Retrospective: An Apology

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