Homophobia’s Back!

The numbers agree: homophobia is back, baby!

That’s right, homophobic film Ender’s Game topped the box office this week, pulling in $28 million. The win was an emphatic one for homophobic people everywhere, as Ender’s Game went head-to-head with Last Vegas, a movie about four men who have a debauched weekend together in Las Vegas — one that surely includes sex with one another.

Homophobia Rights Activists were delighted with their victory, calling it a turning point in their war on homosexuality. As box office experts, we must agree — this certainly seems like a death knell for gay rights in the United States of America.

You can take that straight to the bank.

Homophobia’s Back!