WTF?????

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The numbers agree: we don’t know what the fuck is going on!

Look at that chart. Seriously. What does the yellow color mean? Why is The Hobbit still in first place? We don’t know anyone who has seen it. Frozen came out weeks ago but is in second? How did the excellent Secret Life of Walter Mitty only finish in 7th? And, whoa, Grudge Match finished 11th? All of our parents saw it! Surely that’s good enough for top three.

We hate to say it, but we’re calling shenanigans: we think our friends at BoxOfficeMojo.com have been compromised. Read their site with caution. We are entering the mainframe of the Internet right now to wage war on their hackers. ┬áBRB.

WTF?????