Each Thursday, we turn The Critics Agree! over to our favorite critics of all: you, the fans! This week, we take a look at what you’re saying about bible epic Noah on Twitter:

@jons68 says, “it’s just two hours of animals fucking.”

@FuckingGabriel tweets, “that ark fucking stank.”

@comedyfish writes, “Weirdest bit of the #Noah film is when Russell Crowe checks the sex of all the animals to make sure he has one of each.”

@MsReyda raves, “Fucking incredible animals.”

@wyqicodyqel dismisses the film as a “hardcore sex tape involving farm animals & the Grease soundtrack.”