The numbers agree: Captain America flipped Rio 2 the bird this weekend!
And Rio 2 was all like, “OK but I’m flipping Oculus the bird! Boom!”
But Oculus was like, “OH NO YOU DON’T I AM FLIPPING DRAFT DAY THE BIRD!”
And then Draft Day said, “Neener neener neener, I’m flipping Divergent the bird!”
And Divergent was all, “Oh hey, I’ve been out for three weeks and you just came out you piece of shit.”
And then Draft Day was sad.