The numbers agree: we’d never disgrace Memorial Day by writing about something as silly as box office numbers.
Instead, we’ll encourage you to look down upon the monsters who do:
Disgusting animals. Who cares that X-Men: Days of Future Past raked in $111 million over the weekend? I don’t think anyone gives a shit that Godzilla managed to take 2nd place away from Adam Sandler’s new release Blended. And no one’s going to be talking about how Chef jumped into the top ten over the weekend.
We’re above it, and we hope you are too.