The Critics Agree can exclusively report that American Hustle star Jennifer Lawrence is currently dating Coldplay frontman Chris Martin.

The two were spotted canoodling* this weekend on their way into a screening of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Rumors are already spreading that Martin may be writing a song about Lawrence for his next Coldplay album, while further rumors indicate that Lawrence may play Martin in a Coldplay biopic to return the favor.

No word yet on how this affects Martin’s marriage to Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow star Gwyneth Paltrow.

*What does this word mean?