The numbers agree: I lost twenty bucks Saturday night.
If any of our fans in Philadelphia found it, please let me know. I think it happened somewhere between Paddy Whacks and Fat Tuesdays on South Street. Would’ve been around 11:30.
Anyway, a bunch of new releases made loads of cash this weekend. More cash than I’ll see in my entire life. Kind of depressing when you think about it. I can’t hang on to a measly twenty dollars while crap like The Maze Runner is topping the box office with $32 million. THIRTY-TWO FREAKIN’ MILLION. In one weekend! I’m lucky if I make $32 thousand in a year. Ugh. I need a beer.