The numbers agree: I lost $20 Saturday night.

If any of our fans in Philadelphia found it, please let me know. I think it happened somewhere between Paddy Whacks and Fat Tuesdays on South Street.

Anyway, a bunch of new releases made loads of cash this weekend. More than I’ll see in my entire life. Kind of depressing when you think about it. I can’t hang on to a measly $20 while crap like The Maze Runner is topping the box office with $32 million. $32 FREAKIN’ MILLION! In a weekend! I barely make $32 thousand in a year. Ugh, I need a drink…