The Master

Master

The critix agree: we’ve recommended over 50 amazing films since this segment’s inception! This week, we thought it’d be fun to do something different. After all, as great critics, it’s our job to tell you what movies to avoid as well! That’s why today’s streaming pick is the 2012 Paul T. Anderson stinker The Master.

The Master is available to skip now on Netflix Instant and stars Jaoquin Phoenix, Phillip Seymour Hoffman, and Amy Adams.

Here’s what your fellow Netflix users are saying:

  • “Raises the bar for The Most Horrible Fillm Ever Made.”
  • “A waste of 137 minutes of my life — ok .. less because I fast forwarded A LOT.”
  • “I want to slap the mother of the director & the mother of the producer who made this movie for those moms bringing into the world their offspring that could somehow justify this as art.”
  • “MASTER: ‘Why does this movie suck? SUBJECT: ‘Because it just does’ MASTER: ‘Why does this movie suck? SUBJECT: ‘Because it just does’ MASTER: ‘Why does this movie suck? SUBJECT: ‘Because it just does’ MASTER: ‘Why does this movie suck? SUBJECT: ‘Because it just does'”
  • “like having your face repeatedly rubbed in fresh faeces.”
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