The numbers agree: wow, we’re really hungover from John’s birthday celebration this weekend.
We’re not sure exactly what happened at the box office. SPLITTING HEADACHE RIGHT NOW. If we had to guess, The Hunger Games made $80 bajillion dollars again.
If you have any hangover tricks, please tweet them to us @TheCriticsAgree. So far we’ve had a donut, a Sprite, and a Gatorade with a pencil in it. Still have to try chugging a glass of water while our wives cover our ears. Failing all of that, we’re just going to start doing more shots of Captain Morgan’s.