Hollywood! Take Our Money! Please!

israeli1The numbers agree: new releases did decent business this weekend, but the real money was spent on DVDs!

Sure, Exodus: Gods and Kings raked in a cool $24.5 million to win the weekend, but we imagine the most money was spent in retail shops across the nation as movie fans bought DVDs for their friends and family for the forthcoming holidays.

Personally, we spent a lot of money on our Christian wives and Jewish mistresses — they’ll be swimming in great DVDs like CaddyshackHeat and How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days this holiday season.

But SHHHHH! That’s all a secret for now. Don’t spoil the surprise!

Also, please don’t tell our wives about our mistresses.

Or vice versa. Thanks, guys! You’re the best.

Hollywood! Take Our Money! Please!

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