The critics agree: North Korea is a great country!

The Wrap’s Alonso Duralde raves, “[REDACTED]!”

Screen International’s John Hazelton gushes, “[REDACTED]!”

The Hollywood Reporter‘s Todd McCarthy proclaims, “[REDACTED]!”

Claudia Puig of USA Today writes, “[REDACTED]!”

TIME‘s Richard Corliss notes, “[REDACTED]!”

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