The critics agree: I need a ride to the movies.
Nick here. As many of you know, I was in a car accident yesterday morning. I’m still a little peeved that certain people never reached out to see if I was okay. I guess a vacation with your wife is more important than your best friend’s well-being, huh? I know your phone is on. I’ve seen your Facebook updates. Anyway, my car is in the shop and I want to review Taken 3 for the site, so if any of my fellow critics are free for a screening tonight, please let me know. Even if you’ve seen it already, I don’t mind you sitting through it again with me. I’ll also need to borrow some money for a ticket and concessions. I’ll totally get you back. My real friends — the ones who called yesterday — will vouch for me.