The numbers agree: my cousin’s Amazon account is about to take a HUGE hit.
I’d rather not discuss the specifics of how I got his user name and password. All that matters is I’ll be maxing and relaxing Gangnam Style while Winter Storm Juno dumps a foot of snow on the East Coast. Let’s take a look at cousin Steve’s “box office numbers” for today, shall we?
- Gone Girl – $5.99
- The Equalizer – $4.99
- Lucy – $5.99
- The Maze Runner – $5.99
- Predestination – $6.99
- Maleficent – $5.99
- Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles – $4.99
- Property Virgins Season 15 – $19.99 (They don’t offer this one as a rental, Steve. Tough shit.)