Winter Storm Warning

The numbers agree: my cousin’s Amazon account is about to take a HUGE hit. GStyle

I’d rather not discuss the specifics of how I got his user name and password. All that matters is I’ll be maxing and relaxing Gangnam Style while Winter Storm Juno dumps a foot of snow on the East Coast. Let’s take a look at cousin Steve’s “box office numbers” for today, shall we?

  • Gone Girl – $5.99
  • The Equalizer – $4.99
  • Lucy – $5.99
  • The Maze Runner – $5.99
  • Predestination – $6.99
  • Maleficent – $5.99
  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles – $4.99
  • Property Virgins Season 15 – $19.99 (They don’t offer this one as a rental, Steve. Tough shit.)
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Winter Storm Warning

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