The numbers agree: you should all be ashamed of yourselves.

1990 MTV Video Music AwardsY’know, there was a time when Hollywood didn’t need smut to get fannies in the seats. What happened? Why is filth like Fifty Shades of Grey topping the box office with $81 million when great movies like Son in Law and Jury Duty have faded into obscurity?

You’re better than this, America. It’s time to make a change. Tweet #BringBackTheWeasel now and support our effort to promote good, clean, family-friendly entertainment. Sound good, buuuuuuuddddy?