The Critics Agree has exclusively learned via The Hollywood Reporter that the Academy Awards were disgraced yesterday.
Is nothing sacred? Academy officials are debating whether to even hold the show this weekend. If they do, we don’t know if we’ll be watching. We certainly won’t let our kids* watch.
The Oscars are typically a time to celebrate. But today, the only thing we’re celebrating is the downfall of our society. And by celebrate, we mean mourn.
Rest in peace, Oscars.
*We don’t have kids, but we do have nieces and nephews. We’ll be enforcing this for them.