John Travolta Is A Robot

The Critics Agree has exclusively learned via YouTube that John Travolta is a robot.

Investigative video journalist Jesse Spots reveals that John Travolta the actor is no longer with us. He’s a robot, created and controlled by the Illuminati.

Sadly, Travolta is not the first to be taken over in such a manner. Doubly sadly, he won’t be the last either. The Mickey Mouse Club seems to be one of the many incubators that lead celebrities to be manipulated and eventually overcome by robotic replacements.¬†Al Roker, Eminem and Johnny Depp have been similarly affected.

We are shocked by this news. How has no one been sounding alarms? Won’t anyone pay attention? We hope you’ll pass this story around.

We must STOP THE ROBOTS! #StopTheRobots


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