The numbers agree: our boycott flopped, and you’re to blame.
We tried to initiate a boycott against Marvel’s new film Avengers: Age of Ultron due to its anti-American release schedule. Unfortunately, most of you schmucks still went to see it.
Sure, we can claim a minor victory in clearly preventing it from opening to $200 million. But frankly, given the dozens of visits we receive each day, we expected a much lower total. We can’t help but suspect that many of our readers saw the film this weekend.
We’re not sure why. Didn’t you hear how great Cas & Dylan was?