Holy Fucking Shit

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The numbers agree: Jurassic World made $204 million this weekend. REALLY?!?

This is unbelievable. But believe it, movie fans: the dinosaurs are back. Zombies are done. Dinosaurs will be in everything before you know it. That old Dinosaurs TV show? Reboot! World War Z 2? The zombies are gone, but oh no, here come some dinosaurs! The next Avengers movie? Tony Stark’s gonna ride a raptor!

This is a seismic shift in the movie business. We’re glad to bear witness to it. There’s nothing more interesting to us here at The Critics Agree than capitalism.

What’s best about Jurassic World‘s $200+ million haul is that y’all have no interest in what else happened at the box office, right? Right.

We’re not even going to bother reporting. Here are the full results:

1. Jurassic World — $204 million

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