The Critics Agree can exclusively report, via Rebelscum.com, that CoverGirl will be releasing a line of Star Wars branded make-up alongside Episode VII: The Force Awakens!
This is great news for women, who have long jealously watched men play with their Wookies while wondering when a product would come out specifically marketed toward them.
In short, this is a big win for gender equality. Who needs strong female characters when women can simply adopt the make-up of the paper thin ones they see on screen?
The post-George Lucas era is looking up already!