Finally! Star Wars Merch For Women!

covergirlstarwarsThe Critics Agree can exclusively report, via Rebelscum.com, that CoverGirl will be releasing a line of Star Wars branded make-up alongside Episode VII: The Force Awakens!

This is great news for women, who have long jealously watched men play with their Wookies while wondering when a product would come out specifically marketed toward them.

In short, this is a big win for gender equality. Who needs strong female characters when women can simply adopt the make-up of the paper thin ones they see on screen?

The post-George Lucas era is looking up already!

Finally! Star Wars Merch For Women!

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