Minions Declare War on United States

9eb041cbc5dac2c9ed94d82f0bce6bd7The numbers agree: Minions have invaded our homeland, and they’re looking to win the war.

With an estimated weekend take of $115 million, it’s clear that Minions is aggressively trying to overtake our beautiful country. And given the weak performance of our alleged homeland protectors — defenders by the name of Jurassic World ($18 million), Inside Out ($17 million) and Terminator: Genisys ($13 million) — we are in need of a new hero to protect us.

Will it be Ant-ManTrainwreckPixels?

We can only sit here and wait, uttering silent prayers for a country that slips through our fingers like sand.

Be gone, ye Minions. Be gone.

Minions Declare War on United States

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