Do We Have What It Takes to Become Spies?

Michelle-Trachtenberg-young-and-as-a-teenager-harriet-the-spy-35924049-500-548The numbers agree: we genuinely want to know.

And after four screenings of Rouge Nation this weekend, we’re more ready than we’ve ever been! If any agents at IMF or MI6 or whoever Melissa McCarthy works for in Spy are able to contact us, we’d really appreciate it. John and I need a Plan B in case this film critic thing doesn’t pan out.

To expedite things, we’ve listed our qualifications below. Please direct any questions or comments to our LinkedIn accounts.

John
Ex-swimmer, took a self-defense class in college, already owns a gun.

Nick
Ex-swimmer [better than John], decent grasp of the French language, sex appeal.

Oh, and congrats to Mission Impossible on its $50-something million gross.

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Do We Have What It Takes to Become Spies?

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