The numbers agree: we genuinely want to know.

And after finishing our FOURTH screening of Rouge Nation this weekend, we’re more ready than we’ve ever been! If any agents at IMF or MI6 or whoever Melissa McCarthy works for in Spy are able to contact us, we’d really appreciate it. John and I need a Plan B in case this film critic thing doesn’t pan out.

To expedite things, we’ve listed our qualifications below. Please direct any questions or comments to our LinkedIn accounts.

Ex-swimmer, took a self-defense class in college, already owns a gun.

Ex-swimmer (better than John), okay-ish grasp of the French language, sex appeal.