The numbers agree: Star Wars is already kickin’ ass!
Let’s be honest: you don’t care the weekly box office results anymore. We could tell you The Martian took the #1 spot with almost $16 million, and you wouldn’t bat an eye. Now that The Force Awakens has basically broken every box office record in the history of film–even though it doesn’t premiere for another two months–there’s no point. Game over, man. Box office dominance by somebody other than James Cameron has finally been achieved. Congratulation to the NEW king of world: Jay J. Abrams!
Also, Mr. Abrams, tickets for the midnight showings around us appear to be sold out. Think you could hook up a couple of longtime admirers? (We’re big fans of Dollhouse.) Tweet us if you can.