Happy All Souls’ Day!

The numbers agree: dead celebrities are more important than box office totals.

That’s right, we’re using today’s report to remember some of our favorite actors and actresses who have passed away. Their bodies may be gone, but their spirits live on. Both in Heaven and through our Blu-ray players. RIP, guys. We’ll see you when we get there!

James Dean (1931-1955)
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Betty Page 1923-2008
Jimmy Hendrix (1942-1970)
Jeff Goldblum (1952-2015)

P.S. How are ticket prices at God’s movie theater? Has He implemented any sort of rewards program like AMC or Regal? We’re visiting a psychic this week, so you can just tell us then.

Happy All Souls’ Day!

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