Ding! Dong! Star Wars Is Dead!

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The numbers agree: Hallelujah!

The Star Wars reign of terror at the box office is finally over. The film was toppled this week by both Ride Along 2 and The Revenant. That’s right, folks: Kevin Hart and Leonardo DiCaprio mounted some horses, rode into town, and saved us from Adam Driver once again stealing money from our wallets.

Readers have been wondering why we’re so focused on this issue here at TCA. Quite simply, we’re Avatar heads. We love James Cameron’s universe and we are hoping that Star Wars will now falter in toppling Avatar as the highest grossing worldwide film of all-time.

Fuck the Jedi. Long live the Na’vi.

Ding! Dong! Star Wars Is Dead!

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