snowmovietheater

The numbers agree: holy shit I’m sore from shoveling all that snow.

That’s right, folks: as residents of Hollywood (Pennsylvania), we had to dig ourselves out of a monster winter storm this past weekend. And we weren’t alone! The entire East Coast of the United States was under attack.

With that in mind, it hardly seems fair to report on The Revenant winning the weekend with $16 million. Instead, here’s our projections on what would’ve happened if it hadn’t snowed:

1. Dirty Grandpa – $108 million
2. The Revenant – $17 million
3. Star Wars: Episode VII – The Force Awakens – $13 million
4. Ride Along 2 – $12.9 million
5. Anomalisa – $1.oo